she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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