Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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