so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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