put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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