when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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