well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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