I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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