you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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