He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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