i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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