Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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