morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
