Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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