So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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