Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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