I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
How's work?
Spinning.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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