Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
