If i come over, it means nothing
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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