Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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