So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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