Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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