Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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