"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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