so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
