yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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