So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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