idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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