she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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