he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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