doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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