considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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