I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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