To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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