Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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