so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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