I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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