Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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