I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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