Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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