You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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