I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
4 words: hood of his car
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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