how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so let's talk penis.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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