LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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