you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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