There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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