Rock
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Fuck
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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