i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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