if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Randomize
