Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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