I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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