I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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