she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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