dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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