Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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