It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
