Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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