just tell him i said nine months
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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