So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Drake has all the answers
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
