we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
