I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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